7. Protomartyr, 'Relatives in Descent'
These Detroit punk boys are on a creative roll, and their strangely slept-on fourth album is their toughest yet, all guitar turmoil and bizarro noir humor. Joe Casey sings like a floor muttering at another floor – as Kendrick might say, he's been diagnosed with real douchebag conditions. Yet he sounds so doomy in "Corpses in Regalia," you're grateful when the guitar drowns him out. Best line: "Call me Heraclitus the Obscure/Constantly weeping because the river doesn't move/It doesn't flow."