10. The New Radicals, "You Get What You Give"
God's gift to karaoke bars, at least if you've got the dreamer's disease. The New Radicals' Gregg Alexander clearly revered the noble tradition of one-hit wonders – he even made the rest of his debut album extra terrible, as if to ensure none of the songs could accidentally turn into hits and spoil the pristine "give it to me nooooow!" integrity of this glorious teenage-riot one-shot. Trashing a shopping mall, wearing a bucket hat, talking like Fugazi when you sound like Hall & Oates circa Big Bam Boom, threatening to kick Hanson's ass, starting your first and last and forever-only hit with the most awesomely pompous "1! 2! 1-2-3-4!" intro in history – that's how you roll when you've got the music in you. Alexander resurfaced as a pro songwriter – he was nominated for an Oscar in 2015 for Begin Again – but there's no topping "You Get What You Give."