38. Placebo, "Pure Morning"
Pansexual Britpop goth-glam pin-up boy Brian Molko shares his wish list for his social life: "A friend in need's a friend indeed/A friend with weed is better/A friend with breasts and all the rest/A friend who's dressed in leather." Molko chews through his rhyming dictionary over that mind-numbingly heavy one-chord guitar drone, evoking the kind of "Pure Morning" where two lovers rub their eyes after emerging from a week-long sex coma. He even tempted David Bowie to come out and play – he joined them onstage to sing T. Rex's "20th Century Boy" at the Brit Awards, recognizing Placebo as queen bitches after his own heart.