10. Toby Keith, "Hot Rod Sleigh"
Santa's got a new ride. Written by Toby Keith and released on his 1995 album Christmas to Christmas, "Hot Rod Sleigh" spends most of its time drooling over automative amenities like new seat belts, track lighting and a flashy paint job that, according to Keith, "looks just like Richard Petty's." When it comes to originality, though, this honky-tonker barely leaves the garage.