Drunk Daddies and Penguin Spies: The 10 Most Bizarre Country Christmas Songs

From the head-scratching to the just plain bad, these are the low points in country holiday music

Load Previous

8. NewSong, "The Christmas Shoes"

Laced with an unhealthy amount of cheese, this song takes place in the most festive of locations — the check-out line at a department store — where the narrator is reminded of the true spirit of Christmas by watching a boy buy a pair of shoes. The message may be genuine, but "Christmas Shoes" still feels like a blatant attempt to tug at heartstrings, with the candy-cane-sweet production taking away any sort of bite.  

Back to Top