6. Jeff Foxworthy, "Redneck 12 Days of Christmas"
"Somebody done gone to the Walmart!" So begins this ode to the hillbilly holidays, aimed at anyone who "leaves cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus." Released in 1995 as the first single from Foxworthy's Crank It Up: The Music Album, "Redneck 12 Days of Christmas" became an honest-to-God Top 40 hit several times over, reappearing on the country charts every Christmas until 2001.