9. Brad Paisley, "Penguin, James Penguin"
Sorry, Rudolph — you just got replaced. There's a new animal in Santa's workshop, and he's modernizing Mr. Claus' operations by adding a GPS unit to the sleigh and bringing wireless Internet to the North Pole. Co-written by Brad Paisley (who recently redeemed himself with a rollicking take on "Run Run Rudolph" with Steven Tyler) and released in 2006, this Christmas tune was clearly recorded with a tongue-in-cheek approach… but that doesn't make it any easier to swallow.