Drunk Daddies and Penguin Spies: The 10 Most Bizarre Country Christmas Songs

From the head-scratching to the just plain bad, these are the low points in country holiday music

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9. Brad Paisley, "Penguin, James Penguin"

Sorry, Rudolph — you just got replaced. There's a new animal in Santa's workshop, and he's modernizing Mr. Claus' operations by adding a GPS unit to the sleigh and bringing wireless Internet to the North Pole. Co-written by Brad Paisley (who recently redeemed himself with a rollicking take on "Run Run Rudolph" with Steven Tyler) and released in 2006, this Christmas tune was clearly recorded with a tongue-in-cheek approach… but that doesn't make it any easier to swallow. 

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