50 Songs in the Key of Kardashian

From Kanye love letters to Eminem disses, the top tracks to reference reality TV's first family

Load Previous

Hoodie Allen, "Eighteen Cool" (2012)

Lyrics: "Your girl is cashing in, Kourtney Kardashian"

Backstory: If "Sixteen Blue" is the black sheep who smokes cigs and cuts class, "Eighteen Cool" is the jock older brother doing keg stands after prom. When he empties his solo cup, Hoodie Allen keeps it light via pop culture references and Jeezy-style smug motivation.

Back to Top