In a new Funny or Die video clip, Dean Norris acquiesces to the request of fans to share what happens at the end of Breaking Bad. Norris picks up the script – at least, the one he wrote – and gives a line-by-line account of the "series finale."
According to Norris, his character Hank Schrader at last catches Walter White, who praises the DEA agent for his superb policing skills. Hank attributes this to the minerals he's been collecting, and notes that another side effect includes "reverse baldness" as he reveals a flowing mane of blond hair. White then confesses to his brother-in-law that Skyler has always loved Hank more.
A buxom blonde appears as Hank receives a text from Marie giving him the go-ahead to have sex with anyone he wants – oh, and he's also Walter Jr.'s father now, she says. "That's really good writing," Norris congratulates himself.