On Why Fat Guys Make Better Lovers
"I got tons of pussy considering I was a fat kid. But I think that helps in some ways, because they get to know you first — they’re like, 'Well I’m never gonna fuck this guy,' so they become your friend. Sooner or later they’re gonna realize that other buff dude don’t call and shit, and they’re not gonna that treatment from a fat man. I think the smartest thing any woman in this world can do is find herself a fat dude. It’s like having a loyal puppy that will be by your side forever. You just have to get over the blubber. I always thought my wife had a pretty sweet deal: All she has to do is turn a blind eye to the blubber, and she gets treated like a queen."