Hot schoolgirls are recruited by the feds to fight crime as D.E.B.S. (Discipline, Energy, Beauty, Strength). Their target is Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster), a thief who recruits D.E.B.S. Amy (Sara Foster) for some hot lesbo action. Amy’s hetero partners in crime-busting — Meagan Good, Jill Ritchie and Devon Aoki — pout at first but gradually accept the situation. You might think there’s no downside to a movie that peeks up the skirts of babes in micro-minis, but writer-director Angela Robinson’s dimwitted satire is libido-killing proof to the contrary.