Michael Bolton sets out to fill the world with unbridled passion in the trailer for Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special.
Per the A.V. Club, the loosely plotted special finds Bolton hosting a Valentine’s Day telethon/variety show to encourage the world to procreate so that in 10 months there will be enough babies to receive Santa’s surplus of Christmas presents.
Bolton embarks on this noble quest by belting a string of classic love songs and enlisting the help of “an orgy of celebrity guests” such as Sarah Silverman, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Michael Sheen, Eric Andre, Maya Rudolph and Adam Scott. Amidst the insatiable sensuality, the trailer teases a rogue plot to stop Bolton, while Andy Samberg makes a special appearance as Kenny G (for good measure, the actual Kenny G shows up at the end of the clip as a janitor).