Macaulay Culkin recently revisited his Home Alone character in a creepy video that posited that all of the childhood trauma turned an adult Kevin McCallister into an jittery, murderous Uber driver. In an equally dark response video, actor Daniel Stern, who played the thief Marv in the first two Home Alone films, reprises his role to warn his Wet Bandits partner-in-crime that the McCallister kid is grown up and seeking revenge. “I saw it on the Internet! The kid is coming to get us,” Stern’s Marv yells with a high-pitched scream into the camera. “He’s coming for all the home invaders and he’s gonna come get us.”
In Stern’s response video, Marv similarly suffers from PTSD following all the pain he incurred in the Christmas comedies. “He hit me in the head with a brick… the iron… the bugs,” the paranoid Marv tells Harry Lime in the video message. “He electrocuted me. For god’s sakes, he turned me inside out and now he’s coming back to get us!” The video ends with the lights going out and Marv screaming into the darkness.
So far, Joe Pesci’s Harry has not responded to the threat. Watch why Marv is so freaked out below.