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The Ten Most Cringe-Worthy Moments on ‘Girls’

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Jojo Whilden

Lena Dunham’s acclaimed show about the highs and lows – but mostly lows – of being young in the city ends its first season this week. We remember the cringe-worthiest moments we almost wish we didn’t.

By Halle Kiefer

7) Hannah Receives Someone Else’s Sext (Episode #4, 'Hannah’s Diary')

Jojo Whilden

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Hannah Receives Someone Else’s Sext (Episode 4, ‘Hannah’s Diary’)

Hannah thinks it's funny that Adam accidentally sent his dick pic to her, instead of the person it was actually intended for. Her friends, colleagues and anyone with a tiny shred of romantic hope disagree. "This picture wasn't for you? That is fucked up," her fellow office ladies gasp. The fierce Cholita Marx eyebrows Hannah is rocking in this episode ain’t taking any of the cringe out of this, either.

6) Hannah Sees Her Dad Naked (Episode #6, 'The Return')

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Hannah Sees Her Dad Naked (Episode 6, ‘The Return’)

As Hannah herself put it, "Of course you're embarrassed, because this is embarrassing for everyone involved." The cringe factor of Hannah scooping her injured, naked father off the bathroom floor is undercut by the tenderness of the scene. On the other hand, "That is fully your wet butt." Just imagine picking your own damp, naked father off the ground! Are you thinking about that now? Are you cringing? That should probably be the criteria for some diagnosis.

5) Chris O'Dowd's American Psycho Rant (Episode #8, 'Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too')

Jojo Whilden

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Chris O’Dowd’s American Psycho Rant (Episode 8, ‘Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too’)

It's a good thing frustrated financial consultant Thomas Jane was played by the charming Chris O’Dowd, or else his desperate, angry diatribe after being rebuffed by Jessa and Marnie ("No more excluding me, Mary Poppins," he shouts. "What are you doing with a bowler hat?") would be so cringe-worthy. Ha ha, just kidding. It's beyond cringe-worthy. New words should have been invented to describe cringing after this episode aired.

4) Jessa Rebuffs Her Boss Jeff (Episode #7, 'Welcome to Bushwick')

Jojo Whilden

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Jessa Rebuffs Her Boss Jeff (Episode 7, ‘Welcome to Bushwick’)

"Oh my God, I'm that guy," Jeff moans after arriving at the massive Bushwick warehouse party to Jessa’s awkward surprise. And that’s before he gets beaten up and ends up in the E.R.! Despite that moment of self-realization, Jeff still tries to get Jessa to go home with him, calling her a "tease" through a bleeding nose when she turns him down. Not as cringe-worthy as the off-screen moment when he has to tell his wife what the hell happened to him, but still . . . yikes.

3) Shoshanna Gets Her Voyeurism On (Episode #5, 'Hard Being Easy')

Jojo Whilden

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Shoshanna Gets Her Voyeurism On (Episode 5, ‘Hard Being Easy’)

"You're a bat-shit little perv!," Jessa howls when she discovers her mortified cousin has accidentally watched her bed an ex in their living room. Jessa might need to prove she's "unsmoteable," but Shoshanna now needs some trauma-focused cognitive-behavioral therapy. Maybe your peeking out of a closet is just a metaphor! A metaphor for being a cringe-worthy perv.

2) Marnie Dumps Charlie Mid-Coitus: (Episode #5, 'Hard Being Easy')

Jojo Whilden

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Marnie Dumps Charlie Mid-Coitus (Episode 5, ‘Hard Being Easy’)

After a quiet, mournful journey back into each other's arms, Marnie doesn't quite realize she does not want to be with Charlie until they are in the midst of the most tender make-up sex. "Don't abandon me," he whispers into her hair . . . causing Marnie to clock her head against the bottom of his loft in a violent on-screen cringe. We're right there with you, girl.

1) Hannah’s AIDS Monologue (Episode #2, 'All Adventurous Women Do')

Jojo Whilden

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Hannah’s AIDS Monologue (Episode 2, ‘All Adventurous Women Do’)

"You know, it's also a really good excuse to be mad at a guy. It's not just something dumb like, 'You didn't text me back,' it's like 'You gave me AIDS. So deal with that. Forever.’ Maybe I'm actually not scared of AIDS. Maybe I thought I was scared of AIDS, but really what I am is . . . wanting AIDS." Hannah's gyno appointment rant is the cringe-worthy moment to end all cringe-worthy moments. Or just, all moments. All moments are over now. There is only cringe.

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