Best TV Moments of 2012

Sherlock, BBC America

The perfectly named Benedict Cumberbatch is the coolest Holmes since Peter Cushing wore the cap. Everything about the 'Batch is mysteriously sinister – his bitchy wit, his cheekbones, his scarves. And the icy way he responds when someone threatens to kill him: "That would be tremendously ambitious of you."

Saturday Night Live, NBC

It was the kind of megasentimental indulgence Lorne Michaels would normally not permit – yet this was a special occasion. Wiig got a lavish graduation party: Mick Jagger and Arcade Fire serenading her with "She's a Rainbow" with her castmates singing along, a dance-off with Seth Meyers, even Jon Hamm shimmying on the sidelines. When she took her last twirl with Michaels, it was a genuinely moving moment that seemed to sum up the whole history of SNL.

Burning Love, Yahoo

A brilliantly trashy parody of The Bachelor, with Ken Marino as the studly fireman in a house full of ladies, asking them, "Will you accept my hose?" This Yahoo Web series makes you suspect the world would be a funnier place if more comedies could pack all their cheap gags into machine-gun eight-minute episodes.

Homeland, Showtime

Homeland holds a mighty strange place in our culture: left-wing America’s favorite right-wing propaganda. Claire Danes’ emotional swan dives are so far out there, Anne Hathaway nailed them perfectly in the great SNL parody: “There goes the chin!” “She’s having one of her jazz freakouts!” But nobody could have predicted the twist where Carrie meets Brody for a drinks date that doubles as an interrogation – then busts him in his hotel room, wailing, “I loooved you!”

Game of Thrones, HBO

By the end of Season Two’s finale, despite winning a great military victory, Peter Dinklage’s Tyrion Lannister ends up broke, beaten, scarred for life and stripped of his power. He realizes this is his chance to leave Westeros and escape the sordid political corruption. But he can’t, because he’s hooked. As he confesses, in a line that sums up Game of Thrones: “Bad people are what I’m good at.”

Community, NBC

The ousted Community creator's endgame was a glorious blast of geek kamikaze – he knew he was going down in flames, so he did it in style. He finished up his three-season run on TV's best sitcom with a string of surreal episodes that were just "crazy-town banana-pants": the 8-bit video-game one, the Civil War one, even the group-therapy one. ("You shared this delusion with each other, like that time all these people got into swing-dance music back in the Nineties.") But the peak had to be the "Basic Lupine Urology" episode, a hilarious satire of crime dramas, from Law & Order to The Wire. (We even get Omar saying, "A man's gotta have a code.") It was a rapid-fire rampage of cop-show clichés – "Cleanup on Aisle Busted!" Yet it was also the season's bizarro emotional highlight. Not that Community would ever have any other kind.

Breaking Bad, AMC

Jonathan Banks walked away with this season's MVP honors, right? As hard-boiled hood Mike Ehrmantraut, he was pure deadpan menace: "You know, I can foresee a lot of possible outcomes to this thing, and not a single one of them involves Miller Time." His drug partnership with Walter White (Bryan Cranston) was doomed to end ugly. And no, it did not involve Miller Time. Let's let Mike get the last word: "You know how they say, 'It's been a pleasure'? It hasn't."

Fox News

It could have been a reality show called I Refuse to Believe America Has Fallen Out of Love With the Corpse of Strom Thurmond! Karl Rove and his game-of-drones crew frothing with rage after they lost the election was six flavors of schadenfreude caviar. Even Megyn Kelly, usually the most reliable of Fox droids, had to ask, "Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?"

Girls, HBO

Her HBO comedy had no shortage of sexual cringe-gasms – but this one really took the cookie. Dunham's dysfunctional heroine goes to her asshole boyfriend's house to tell him she's through. We figure we'll never miss him and neither will she. Except. Except then he starts beating off and Hannah yells at him and he gets into that and she gets into it. Suddenly she's humiliating him, degrading him, taking his money. "You heard me, you filthy boy. I want cab money. Twenty! Thirty! Because I also want pizza and gum!" That's the moment when Girls jumped from good to genius. Who says romance is dead?

Louie, FX

Louie had his share of hideously horrific dates, from Melissa Leo to Chloë Sevigny, this year, but he met his match in his rooftop rendezvous with Parker Posey, who comes on as an even bigger mess than he is. (When your date orders a drink and the bartender tells her, "Not after last time," that might be considered a warning sign.) How many movies have you seen where there's a romantic moment on a roof or balcony? But they never show you the couple schlepping up the stairs (huff, puff, wheeze) or details like how anxious Louie gets when Parker wanders too close to the edge (which is what would totally ruin the night for me). Like everything else on Louie, it was funny, scary, poignant and deeply frustrating in the best possible way.

For the first half, Season Five wasn't just the best Mad Men season – it was shaping up to be the greatest run any TV show has ever had. It didn't quite get there – the title is still held by Season Four. But this was the White Album of Mad Men seasons, a risky mess where Don Draper and his crew of hustlers finally meet their match in the madness of 1966. Draper couldn't even make it all the way through his first listen to Revolver. The whole season was a full-on portrait of America in the Sixties: drugs, blow jobs, civil rights, Sally's go-go boots. And if this was Mad Men's White Album, Roger Sterling's LSD trip was the "Dear Prudence." You always knew somebody at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce was going to get psychedelic, but who the hell thought this guy would be the one to chase the white rabbit? In the summer of 1966, Roger – the last guy you'd ever call cosmic – gets a weird psychedelic glimpse of his future and peeks into the nearest faraway places in his lost soul. He sees everything that's wrong about his life. But then his spiritual bliss wears off and he goes back to being his corrupt, cynical self. That's bad news for him – but good for us, because Mad Men just keeps peaking creatively and is still far ahead of anything else out there on TV.