How to pick the 10 worst movies of 2016 from among the hundreds audiences have suffered through during the last 12 months? First, I'm eliminating the obvious offenders, i.e. the ones no rational human would ever see just from the toxic vibe they give off before you even make the mistake of paying to see them: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Dirty Grandpa, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, God's Not Dead 2. To make this list of unforgivable cinematic sins, a movie must have had possibilities – a capacity based on title, talent or trailer to raise expectations. It's the way the following 10 crushed those hopes that inspires me to name them here – and most certainly shame them – before the entire world. Behold, 2016's cream of the crud.