The Worst Movies of 2012

Peter Travers puts the year's on-screen abominations in the Scum Bucket

'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'
Alan Markfield10/10

10. 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'

Seth Grahame-Smith, following his 2009 book success with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, came up with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and hit the charts again, this time by mashing up vamps with real Lincoln history. It was a fun escapist read. The movie version, with a script co-written by Grahame-Smith, is almost no fun at all, even as young Abe declares war on vampires for killing his beloved mom. That's because Russian director Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted) won't leave a good gimmick alone. Just when the story sort of gets going, Bekmambetov brings out Abe to swing his silver-tipped axe and decapitate every vamp in sight with the athletic abandon of a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance. It looks fine the first two or three times you see it, then the acrobatic repetition seeps in and bores you breathless. The tacky, retro-fitted 3D doesn't help either. Spare Benjamin Walker, who deserves to go on to better things. But the movie deserves a stake through the heart.