34. 'Ted 2'
For this second, lesser installment of Seth MacFarlane's profane-talking-teddy-bear movie, Wahlberg reprises his role as John, the stoner best friend of our everyone's favorite sentient furball. His performance, like so much of the rest of the movie, is pretty much phoned in – except, that is, when he's being humiliated, like the bit where he winds up covered in sperm after a hospital heist gone wrong. (Watch at your own peril.) Wahlberg is a solid comic actor, and a good sport, but this is one of those films where the laziness of the gags reflects poorly on the performers as well; they aim for charm, and wind up with smarm.