Every 'Mario Kart 8 Deluxe' Character, Ranked

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7. Villagers

The male and female villagers will strike fear into your opponents' hearts with their cold, soulless eyes. They look like child's dolls that came to life, murdered you in your bed, and then went downstairs, booted up the Switch and made themselves Mii avatars. And they're amazing.

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