Every 'Mario Kart 8 Deluxe' Character, Ranked

Because somebody had to do it...

The Koopalings

31. The Koopalings

Here’s the thing with Lemmy, Larry, Wendy, Ludwig, Mordecai, Iggy, Roy, and Morton: nobody likes them. Nobody wanted them taking up precious spots in the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe roster. Bet you didn’t even realize I made one of those up. That’s just how interchangeable they are. Birdo’s not even in this game. Think about that. We get eight Koopalings, and no Birdo. Whatever.