Every 'Mario Kart 8 Deluxe' Character, Ranked

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Dry Bones

10. Dry Bones

There's something that's just so heartening about a Koopa Troopa who, despite having the worst job in the entire Mushroom Kingdom, keeps showing up for work even while dead. Or maybe Kamek is just controlling Koopa's bones with some dark necromancy, but then again, there isn't even a magikoopa in this game. Either way, leading him to victory feels oddly satisfying.

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