Zelda Triforce Engagement Ring
Yes! A million times yes! Nothing says "lifetime of blissful matrimony" quite like a ring that's been designed after The Legend of Zelda's legendary golden triangle. Next time you pop the question to that special Link fan in your life, make sure he or she can't refuse your Triforce proposal. Adorned with diamonds, a white sapphire center stone and coated in rose gold, this is one baller piece of finger furniture. Screw savings when you could be in a cripplingly poor marriage that revolves around an ever so creepy obsession with an elf in green pajamas.
Where to buy: Etsy