Movietime's 1994 third person shooter for the 3DO cast you as a maudlin, hairy, leather-jacketed rockstar unable to cope with the pressures of his fame and fortune. Rather than deal with his own reality, he chooses to escape into the virtual world of Virtuoso where he wanders around shooting at robots, insects and other random creatures across flat, uninteresting levels set on Mars, in a haunted house, and underwater. Clearly trying to chase after some of Doom's glory by way of Mortal Kombat's "realistic" digitized graphics, the big hook here was the fact that the rocker hero was modeled using the same technique as MK's fighters. See how real his long, flowing gorgeous rocker hair is? Honestly that was really all it had going for it.