The 50 Worst Games of All Time

From 'BMX XXX' and 'Bubsy 3D' to a game about a talking sausage and the least erotic sex games imaginable. Meet the very worst of the worst

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Kabuki Warriors

Kabuki Warriors is a distinctive theme wasted on a bland game. It's about a kabuki theatre troupe traveling across Japan fighting other performers for cash. Sadly the fighting is plain button-mashing – not only can you win fights with the simplest attacks, you win them without being hit. And although later characters are visually interesting – with elaborate makeup and giant hair – getting to them means fighting through and with characters so flat they look like cheap statuettes. To add insult to injury, every time you make a selection on the menu a man shouts "eeeyo!" in a voice designed to drive you mad.

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