The 50 Worst Games of All Time

From 'BMX XXX' and 'Bubsy 3D' to a game about a talking sausage and the least erotic sex games imaginable. Meet the very worst of the worst

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Dino Dini's Kick Off Revival

The original Kick Off was a beloved fast-paced soccer game from 1989, a time of top-down sports without stories or cutscenes. Its 2016 revival could have been a nod back to simpler times – an antithesis to EA Sports' FIFA games – but sadly it went far beyond simplicity and into crudeness. The one-button controls made dribbling difficult and turning impossible, and since the computer couldn't control players with any more finesse than you, neither side could play with tactics beyond anything rudimentary. Even basic aspects of soccer like the offside rule weren't implemented. This dinosaur had somehow evolved backwards.

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