Aliens: Colonial Marines
Aliens: Colonial Marines billed itself as a follow-up to Aliens in a way that Alien 3 wasn't, which got hopes up in a way it could never live up to. But even with low expectations, it's a bad game. The human enemies, of which there are way too many, are tougher to fight than the xenomorphs, who move like herky-jerky puppets. Michael Biehn voices Hicks with all the vigour of a sleepy labrador, and the levels feel like a tour through a cheap Aliens theme park. Colonial Marines made people appreciate Alien 3.