'Jersey Shore': Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola and Jenni 'JWOWW' Farley
Snooki’s fellow guidettes have been frenemies since Season Two in Miami, when JWOWW and Snooki attempted to tell Sammi about Ronnie’s infidelities in a now-infamous letter. After two epic bitch-slap fests – one in Miami and the other at the start of Season Three in Jersey – Sammi and JWOWW appear to have finally reached a truce, but not before Sammi popped Ronnie a new one for seeking relationship advice from JWOWW.
Ronnie should've just read JWOWW’s new book, The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb, and saved himself from Sammi’s wrath. Instead he completely trashed her stuff after their 705th lovers’ quarrel. Breaking Sammi’s glasses, Ron? Really? No wonder she went home to Mommy. Just break up already. For real. Please.