Mariah Carey, Missing Badly
Until 50 Cent took the mound at Citi Field, this may very well have been the worst first pitch ever attempted. Watching it again today, it still might be. Perhaps Mariah can blame her throw – which went approximately 7 feet before slamming into the turf – on her unconventional attire; after all, you don't see many major leaguers wearing cutoffs and six-inch heels. Or maybe she just wasn't used to pitching in Japan. Either way, Carey's toss at the Tokyo Dome will long live in infamy ... if it ever stops rolling, that is.