Carly Rae Jepsen: 'Call Me Terrible'
Okay, perhaps we're being too hard on 50 and Mariah ... because Carly Rae's truly awful first pitch could be the gold standard against which all others are measured. Like Carey, the "Call Me Maybe" singer decided to wear cutoffs for the occasion, and like Curtis, her toss sailed way outside, but Jepsen bested both of them by somehow managing to clock a camera with her wayward pitch. It was so bad that ESPN baseball analyst Aaron Boone quipped "She needs to consider if she is really right hander. Maybe try left-handed next time." We're pretty sure that won't make a difference.