While perhaps not the most well-known name among the Schwarzeneggers and Linecums of the sports stoner world, Newton very deservedly claims a spot on any list of sports stoners. Back in 2001, the former Dallas Cowboy (then two years into retirement) was pulled over and found hauling an epic 213 lbs of the green stuff. If you thought Newton learned to never take big risk after that again, well, you'd be mistaken. A little over a month later, Newton was pulled over again, this time with 175 pounds of weed. After shipping off to prison for 30 months, Newton renounced his hazy marijuana days, saying "I got on my knees and said, 'God, I want to make a deal. ...You protect me in here, and when I come out, I'll do everything I can to make it right.'"