Over $1,000 Falls Out of Alleged Drug Dealer's Butt in County Jail
Police in Marion County, Florida pulled over 26-year-old Pattreon Stokes for speeding this summer. After they apparently smelled marijuana, they searched his car, allegedly finding a bunch of drugs – specifically, meth, crack and heroin – and money. They took him into custody, but when they arrived at the station, the money had vanished.
It was a short-lived mystery. Money started falling out of his backside, in the form of $20 bills, like he was some kind of gastrointestinal ATM. According to a Facebook post from the Marion County Sheriff's Office, "After a necessary but undesirable process for everyone involved, MCSO Detention Deputies located $1,090.00 in U.S. currency hidden in Stokes' rectum." Stokes received one charge for his rectal magic trick, as well as a litany of drug charges.