5. Bacarri Rambo
His name's half-boozy, half-badass (and all awesome), so the current Washington Redskins safety seemed destined to play in the NFL. Though one can't help but wonder what would have happened had he gone with his other name – Goo Fudge. Growing up, his mother's maiden name was Fudge (though his parents would legally changed his last name to match his father's), and when he was an infant, his mom named gave him the nickname "Goo," after his resemblance to Mr. Magoo. Not quite as terrifying, right?