Watch Joey Ryan Take Out 11 Wrestlers With His Penis
Joey Ryan’s penis is the gift that keeps on giving.
Last year, the indie wrestler rose to fame when a clip of him using his member to take down an opponent went viral. He followed that up by signing an endorsement deal with YouPorn Sports, showing up in Lucha Underground and proposing to his real-life girlfriend in the ring. And now, the self-proclaimed “King of Dong Style” is at it again – using his mighty sword to fend off opponents in a battle royal match.
While you were waiting for Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz to fight on Saturday night at UFC 196, Ryan was entering a Wrestle Pro battle royal match in Rahway, New Jersey. And he definitely rose to the occasion, using his penis to take out every wrestler in the ring – 11 in total – while the crowd cheered their approval and Ryan fanned his unit. Then, because he’s become addicted to going viral, he took to Twitter to boast about it and asked his followers an interesting question.
“My penis just eliminated 11 dudes from a battle royal,” Ryan wrote. “What’d your penis do tonight?”
Read the responses if you dare, but Ryan’s point remains – there isn’t anybody out there doing what he’s doing, and he’s proud of it. It’s good to see his upcoming nuptials haven’t mellowed him out any. Or sapped the strength from the most famous penis in pro wrestling.