Foolish Mortals Toilet-Paper the Undertaker’s House
On Sunday, the Undertaker rose from whatever crypt/Octagon/Harley dealership he’s been hiding in since (kinda) defeating Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam to make an appearance at the CC4C Micro Marathon 4 Inspiration with his wife and former WWE Diva, Michelle McCool. The event – a 2.62-mile walk/run near their home in Texas – raises money for kids suffering from rare and undiagnosed medical conditions.
However, while ‘Taker and his wife were out doing good, some heels decided to do their dastardly best by toilet-papering their house. It didn’t really go all that well, though. First of all, they did a really shitty job with the prank. Had they just spent a few hours rummaging through YouTube, they would’ve been inspired and well versed in the art of TP-ing.
Secondly – and most importantly – whoever committed the deed was caught red-handed by the Undertaker’s outdoor security cameras. That’s probably because said toilet-papering took place during the race…which started at 10 a.m. Anyone who’s ever chucked a roll knows the only time to do it is under the cover of darkness. In the words of McCool: “Not so bright, huh?”
At the moment, no one has been brought to justice – maybe Lesnar was sending a message ahead of Hell in a Cell? – and while it probably took about five minutes to remove the toilet paper, we’re willing to bet the Undertaker will still punish someone for making him break out a ladder. Dude’s 50 years old, after all. So fire up the Tombstone machine, because someone had the balls to poke the Dead Man. And now, there’s hell to pay.