Next week, the smash hit Jersey Shore returns to MTV for another season of gym-tan-laundry action with America’s favorite self-proclaimed guidos Snooki and the Situation. Rolling Stone will have a special feature on the hot-tub-loving crew’s second season in our new issue, on newsstands tomorrow. But first, check out previously unseen moments from the Jersey Shore: Uncensored Season One DVD, which hits stores today and includes tons of bonus features like deleted scenes, a reunion special, cast commentary and Michael Cera getting a blowout hairdo. In two Rolling Stone exclusives, the Situation lays down his rules for picking up babes on the boardwalk while Snooki goes shopping for a hot new bedazzled dress. Plus the cast hits the couch to provide hilarious commentary on all their Season One antics.