All this week, RollingStone.com is pitting America's Anchors Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart against each other in a bloody, five-day, winner-take-all death match. Every day, you watch the clips and vote; we'll tally the votes over the weekend and announce America's Funniest Anchor on Monday. Has the student become the master? You decide!

Today: The North Korean powder-keg has become a nuclear powder-keg…a nuclear powder-keg aimed squarely at America. Which anchor made you laugh harder at this disturbing news…Stewart or Colbert?

Voting is closed…and Jon Stewart wins!

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