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50 Things Millennials Know That Gen-Xers Don’t

Apps, memes, micro-stars and more!

There’s already been a preponderance of scientific studies and general handwringing about Millennials, all attempting to piece together the puzzle of how this cohort feels about politics, sex, identity and more. Recently, we isolated some potential blind spots for twentysomethings in our 50 Things Millennials Don’t Know About list. Now, though, we’ve decided to focus on those artifacts that this still-unfolding generation knows better than any other. Does a list of emoji, dating apps, Disney Channel stars, and Tumblr favorites constitute a coherent cultural whole? Probably not. Is it a reasonable millennial mind-map? Sure!

Contributors: Hazel Cills, Maria Sherman, Monika Zaleska and Rolling Stone Staff

Emoji

Emoji

Thank you Emoji, for expanding the range of emotions we can express to now include a smiling turd. What better way to explain that you're having a shit day? The expressive options are near-endless. Meet me at seven? Thumbs-up! Instagramming that cake you're currently eating? Pair it with an Emoji cake caption. Just please don't confuse Emoji with Emoticons. Winky faces are what seventh grade boys sent you over AOL Instant Messenger when they were "flirting." C'mon guys, we've matured. If you like someone, just be direct and text them SMILEY CAT, PIZZA, HAMSTER.

Blues Clues

The ‘Death’ of ‘Blue’s Clues’ Star Steve Burns

Blue's Clues was essentially the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for kids of the 1990s. The freakishly cheerful Steve Burns hosted the show, but he left in 2002 to persue his music and other career aspirations. But word spread like wildfire through the middle school set that he died, either of a heroin overdose or in a car accident. Burns even appeared on The Today Show to dispute the shockingly widespread reports, which persist to this day. 

Myspace

MySpace Top 8

In very Darwinian fashion, the early iteration of MySpace asked users to select their Top 8 friends, undoubtedly leading to some bruised feelings and spawning a snarky catchphrase. And if Tom was one of your octet? Forget it, you were a loser.

NeoPets

Neopets

Neopets has been described as a cross between Pokémon and Tamagotchi, so of course people were obsessed with it in the early '00s. Neopets is a site where you adopt and care for virtual pets of various "species." You name 'em, feed 'em (they don't die like Tamagotchi, just get all shriveled and sick-looking, and their status bar says "starving") and build them little houses. After that you play online games to earn Neopoints to buy them food, toys, and pets. (Yup, pets for your pets.) Neopia, the Neopet world, was also home to a vibrant message board community and a marketplace for good$ to buy and sell: perhaps a virtual scooter for your virtual pet? A Neopets addiction might seem dated, but the site is still around and reached its one trillion page-view mark in 2011. 

Gordo Lizzie McGuire

Gordo from ‘Lizzie McGuire’

Every great teenage heroine has a fiercely devoted male best sidekick that's forever trapped in the torturous "friend zone," forced to be a shoulder to cry on after those taller, suaver boys break her heart. For Disney's Lizzie McGuire, this was David "Gordo" Gordon (played my Adam Lamberg). Shippers prayed they would get together and they came close roughly 10,000 times before they finally kissed near the end of the The Lizzie McGuire Movie. That was the last we saw of them, so presumably they are living somewhere in eternal bliss right now — at least until the inevitable Lizzie McGuire reunion movie.

uffie

Uffie

Anna-Catherine Hartley, known by her stage name Uffie, was one of the first singers to make a name for herself via social media. After releasing her first auto-tuned, faux-British accented single "Pop The Glock" in 2006, the singer worked with French music producers the likes of Mr. Oizo and Feadz to drop her debut album Sex Dreams and Denim Jeans in 2010. By the time the album dropped, the foul-mouthed electro-popster had largely faded into obscurity. However, her X-rated songs dissing online haters exemplified a very specific type of MySpace-era Internet fame, and viral white girl rappers Kitty Pryde and Kreayshawn owe a lot to Uffie's steez.

Jerome LOL

Seapunkgate

On November 10, 2012, Rihanna performed her song "Diamonds" on SNL in front of a green screen backdrop of 3D animations of planets cruising across digital oceans and various deep-sea creatures. The accompanying video looked a lot like the work of online Seapunk artists and musicians like Jerome LOL (pictured at left) and Lil Internet, the latter of whom coined the label. Dozens of think pieces (and think tweets) were written about the ethics of a mainstream celebrity appropriating the endearingly ragged seapunk aesthetic. Eventually, everyone realized that they were talking about animated dolphins and the debate ceased.

Cory Kennedy Cobrasnake

Cory Kennedy and the Cobrasnake

If there were ever a patron saint of Internet-fame, it would be certified It-girl Cory Kennedy. The Los Angeles teen model met party photographer Mark Hunter, known as "The Cobrasnake," in 2005 and the duo became a staple at every well-photographed, Steve Aoki DJ'd rager across the country. Though the two have since parted ways, these shaggy-haired hipsters will forever go down as popularizing the neon shoestring headband and making bad flash photography cool.

Chatroulette

Chatroulette

Chatroulette is a site that pairs you up with random users for videochats. You keep "spinning" until you're paired up with someone you actually want to talk to. But nobody actually thought a videochat website would be used for actual chatting, right? You're really playing the odds if you don't expect to land on a dude getting intimate with himself on-camera.  

Steve Roggenbuck

Steve Roggenbuck

With curmudgeons like Jonathan Franzen scolding millennials for being Internet-addicted, Steve Roggenbuck's support for social media as a connective, supportive platform for budding writers has never been more refreshing. The Alt-Lit writer turned sorta motivational speaker champions veganism, poetry as a means for social change, and loving the moon. His hilarious video blogs and his most recent project, Boost House, a publishing press and artist residency, have inspired countless young fans.

GPOY

Selfies are commonplace all over the Internet these days, but the Tumblr favorite hashtag #GPOY stands for "Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself." And when you scroll through your Tumblr on lazy Wednesday, you're bound to see a bunch of attractive, carefuly selected Photobooth selfies for #GPOYW. 

Horse Ebooks

Horse_ebooks

Twitter is a hothouse for weird, and Horse_ebooks is one of its weirdest accounts. Originally thought to be a bizarrely brilliant spambot, the account fired off near-koans like, "Everything happens so much." The account was eventually revealed to be the work of one man, Jacob Bakkila, and the handle continues as part of an ongoing performance art project.

Molly Soda

Molly Soda

If you've ever had a Tumblr, there's a chance you've scrolled past a picture of the rainbow-haired, rat-loving artist known as Molly Soda on your dashboard. Her web presence and hilarious YouTube series "Tween Dreams" are beloved by blogger girls hungry for early 2000s nostalgia, with references to Hot Topic, Freddie Prinze Jr. and Avril Lavigne. Molly Soda was also a back-up dancer for Grimes, further burnishing her Tumblr credentials. 

Tyra Banks America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks’ “We Were All Rooting For You” Rant

Supermodel Tyra Banks' modeling competition TV show America's Next Top Model is dramatic almost every year, but 2005's season four gave viewers a very special moment. The infamous rant, which has racked up over 1.7 million views on YouTube, has Tyra losing it at an outspoken contestant named Tiffany, whom Banks had deemed insufficiently serious. Tyra's screaming, "I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!" will live forever in TV lore.

MTV Next

MTV’s ‘Next’

Next was a gem of a dating show. A single contestant would stand outside an RV. Inside the truck were five possible dates. When each date stepped off the bus, the screen froze to reveal quirky facts about the date (e.g., "thinks the world is his oyster"; "licensed metrosexual"). At any point during the date the contestant could shout "next!" and the date would end, even if that meant shouting it right as someone got off the RV. 

Allison Pill

Alison Pill

Millennials will probably remember her as first appearing alongside a pre-rehab Lindsay Lohan in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but the actress has since displayed her left-field charm as lesbian activist Anne Kronenberg in Milk, Zelda Fitzgerald in Midnight In Paris, and as an able deliverer of Aaron Sorkin's rapid-fire dialogue as Maggie on The Newsroom.

Lulu App

Lulu

The self-proclaimed "First-Ever App for Girls" (because all other apps are for boys?) lets users anonymously rate guys in your Facebook network. It's opt-out, so you can find almost any dude you know/dated/made out with and tag him #BigFeet or #OpensDoors. It also gives you a little quiz that lets you rate guys based on their humor, ambition, and, duh, looks. Flipping through Lulu reviews is kind of like one-sided speed dating. And it's funny until you realize, like, what if someone was writing anonymous reviews of me on the with hashtags like #NapoleonComplex or, gasp, #AlmostTooPerfect?

Big Wolf on Campus

‘Big Wolf on Campus’

Long before Twilight and the other hundred werewolf-filled TV shows and movies, there was ABC Family's Big Wolf on Campus. The sitcom followed high schooler/werewolf Tommy Dawkins (Brandon Quinn) and his goth friend Merton Dingle, who battled the supernatural creatures that had invaded their tiny town. Tommy's cheesy facial hair and a script littered with pop-culture references made this short-lived show an eternal favorite of the ten people who actually watched it. 

Stargirl

‘Stargirl’

Young Adult author Jerry Spinelli's Stargirl is one of the few YA novels to have stood the test of time, with its anti-bullying, nonconformist message consistently relevant. The story of an eccentric 10th grader nicknamed Stargirl taunted and shunned by her entire school for looking and acting differently went on to inspire real-life "Stargirl Societies."

Kony 2012

KONY 2012

In March of 2012, the organization Invisible Children released a video that called for the arrest of Ugandan thug Joseph Kony by the end of the year. The film, which focused on Kony's recruitment and abuse of child soldiers, went viral, leading to millions of reblogs and Facebook posts. But Invisible Children's slacktivist movement to hang up posters for an event called "Cover The Night" raised questions about its legitimacy. The campaign slumped after the organization's finances went public and it was alleged that very little of the cash was going to direct action. Oh, and then one of the founders of Invisible Children was busted for public drunkenness and masturbation. Yeah, great job catching Kony!

Snapchat

Like Mission Impossible's self-destructing messages, Snapchat photos disappear shortly after being sent. So you can snap and send without fear that your shots will get saved by the recipient. (Oh wait, except for screenshots.) But Snapchat isn't just about sexting. There's nothing quite like hanging out with other gen Y-ers while someone takes a selfie, adds a pink mustache via the draw tool, and sends it off to someone across the room. Did you open it yet? How about now? Now?!