George Jones, "I Ain't Got No Business Doin' Business Today"
This thumping tune, a 1979 Top Ten hit for Razzy Bailey and covered by Alabama in 1990, finds a funkified Jones calling in sick from work to stay home and play with the "little woman." Perhaps it's no coincidence that at the time the embattled country legend was having trouble showing up for his real-life job, sometimes even taking the stage in the persona of a demented duck he called "Dee-doodle." OK, so it's no "He Stopped Loving Her Today," but it's no "Disco Duck" either. S.B.