Whiskey Wolves of the West, "#1 (The Ballad of Dallas Davidson)"
There's no sure-shot way to score a Number One song, but Whiskey Wolves of the West have hit on a novel way of doing it — two of them, in fact. The first, à la Big Star, is to simply put "#1" in the title. The other is to name it after a serial hitmaker, in this case Dallas Davidson, who's written hits for Blake Shelton, Luke Bryan and Lady Antebellum. "Every word rolls off my tongue into a song that's Number One," sing Nashville vets Leroy Powell and Tim Jones, cheekily listing off one improbable fantasy after another. J.G.