Chris Stapleton, "Might As Well Get Stoned"
While an electric guitar bashes out a Keith Richards-inspired riff, Stapleton howls, huffs and puffs away his problems, looking for salvation – or at least temporary distraction – in sativa. He then watches the evening news, committing the kind of stoner faux pas that can immediately sour a good, clean buzz. His response to watching a tear-jerking segment about dead soldiers: "Now I know they've got a job to do, but if I had one wish, I wish they'd all come home. . .so we could all get stoned."