Mike McLintock and Doug Heye
Matt Walsh's barely competent communications director, Mike, suffers the same agonies as Heye, a longtime GOP communications specialist. Heye started the sad tradition of cheerful-yet-sad Christmas cards with celebs – Kim Kardashian, Rob Lowe. "He's out of his generation, trying to hang on with more bloodthirsty types," says one GOP press officer. "Mike has his boat; Doug has his trips to Europe several times a year."