Aired: Jan 6, 1995
George has a nonsexual crush on Elaine's new boyfriend, a "mimbo" named Tony (played by Dan Cortese). Elaine is furious after the woman in the stall next to hers at the movie theater refuses to "spare a square" of toilet paper, not realizing she is Jerry's new girlfriend, Jane (played by Jami Gertz). Kramer is convinced he recognizes Jane's voice from his favorite phone sex line. Tony tells George to "step off," following a rock-climbing accident that mangles Tony's face. Elaine realizes that, by being stuck with a hideous version of a man she was dating purely for his looks, "maybe in some final irony, [she'll] learn what love really is."