'The Marine Biologist'
Aired: Feb 10, 1994
Jerry gets George a date with their former Queens College classmate Diane, when he lies and tells her that George is now a marine biologist. ("Why couldn't you make me an architect? You know I've always wanted to pretend I was an architect!") Elaine embarasses herself in front of esteemed Russian author Yuri Testikov by repeating something Jerry told her in jest — that the original title of Tolstoy's War & Peace was "War: What Is It Good For?" and that the song was inspired by the book. After her new electronic organizer starts beeping, the writer throws it out of his limo's window and klonks a woman (Corinne, played by Carol Kane) in the head, sending her to the ER. Kramer has 600 Titleist golf balls in the trunk of his car, and goes to the beach to hit them into the ocean. Later, George has to prove he's a marine biologist by saving a beached whale.