Aired: Nov 7, 1996
Elaine dates the pretentious Brett, who is excessively proud of working for furniture designer Karl Farbman and who gets lost in apparent reverie whenever "Desperado" plays. (She suggests "Witchy Woman" should be their song, but he refuses.) Brett gives Kramer an oversized chest of drawers designed by Farbman, and he uses it as a capsule hotel for three Japanese tourists he's taken in as guests. Jerry gets carpal tunnel syndrome from signing hundreds of 12-cent checks he's receiving as royalty payments for a one second clip of him in the opening credits of Japanese comedy show "Super Terrific Happy Hour." George is offended that a religious cult masquerading as carpet cleaners decided to brainwash his boss, Mr. Wilhelm, instead of him.