Aired: Jan. 30, 1997
One of George's Yankees coworkers, Reilly, mocks him for eating all the shrimp at a meeting by remarking, "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." George doesn't come up with a retort until later — "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you" — and obsesses about finding a way to deliver it after Reilly takes a job in Akron. Jerry is dismayed to discover that Milos, the tennis pro who convinced him to buy an expensive racket, actually sucks at the sport. Elaine develops a crush on a video store employee named Vincent, based on his artsy and romantic "staff picks." Vincent feels betrayed after Kramer convinces Elaine to try a "Gene pick" — Weekend at Bernie's II — and sends her the play button from his VCR in the mail. He later convinces her to bring him vodka, cigarettes and fireworks, and she arrives to discover that Vincent is a 15 year-old boy. Kramer decides to write a living will and has trouble choosing whether to make Jerry or Elaine the executor.