Watch 'Conan' Unveil Snarky, Rapid-Fire Brexit Joke Robot

"The Brexit will make prices go up in Britain, so it will cost them twice as much to not go to the dentist," cracks "Nigel the Brexitbot 3000"

Conan O'Brien unveiled a snarky Brexit-joke robot on Thursday's 'Conan.'

The late-night topic du jour is Brexit, Britain's vote to leave the European Union. And Conan's writing staff has cranked out so many zingers, they've wound up with a surplus – "way too many for me to actually do," Conan O'Brien admitted during a recent monologue. "But I paid for them. I paid good money for them, and I don't want them to go to waste." The host took the next logical step: unveiling Nigel the Brexitbot 3000, "a robot that only tells Brexit jokes."

Nigel rolled out onstage and delivered a round of snarky, deadpan punchlines that gradually devolved from Brexit into rote stand-up clichés. "Hey, how about that Brexit, huh?" Nigel said, warming up the crowd. "I haven't seen this many Brits pull out since Madonna was dating. Hey-oh!"

"This is the worst thing to happen to England since Simon Cowell was born. Ka-pow!" the robot continued. "The Brexit will make prices go up in Britain, so it will cost them twice as much to not go to the dentist." The lowest blow: "I don't want to say the British are inbred, but their family tree is a wreath."

From there, Nigel took aim at conservative politician Boris Johnson, "a tall drink of gravy" whom he said "looks like Donald Trump if he drowned." Gaining stand-up sentience, Nigel annoyed O'Brien with a round of impressions (Steven Hawking, Al Pacino on the toilet) and generic comic observations.