'I Wanna Marry Harry'
Like Aaliyah — whose Lifetime bio-flick easily could have made the list — reality TV is sadly never coming back. This Fox scam was a sign of how far this once-mighty trash genre has fallen since the glory days of Tila Tequila and Flavor Flav. (Wherefore art thou, Pumkin?) The weirdest part was how they kept saying "Harry," as if they just assumed when you talk about a guy named Harry, you mean some inbred tool from the British royal family. Ah, no. There's only one English dude named "Harry" America wants to marry, and he's got four nipples and a job.