29. Theon Greyjoy
Prince of all families, master of none: Raised as a foster-son-slash-hostage by Ned Stark, the heir to the Iron Islands built up a lifetime of resentment. Self-medicating with sex and sarcasm helped, but not as much as betraying his "brother" Robb and conquering Winterfell for his shitty seafaring father Balon. Or so he thought, until all sides abandoned him and he wound up at the tender mercies of the Bastard of Bolton.