The 25 Greatest 'South Park' Moments – Updated

From singing poops to Scientologists – looking back on the hit Comedy Central show's most memorable (and memorably offensive) jokes

Tom Cruise Gets Trapped in the Closet (Season 9, Episode 12)
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1. Tom Cruise Gets Trapped in the Closet (Season 9, Episode 12)

Parker and Stone often hid their cultural critiques behind satire, allowing even their targets to appreciate the mockery. That wasn't really the case with Scientology, however, resulting in arguably the most infamous episode in the show's history. The gents went at L. Ron Hubbard's religion with both barrels, mocking famous members of the group and even flashing the statement "This is what Scientologists actually believe" over some of the more ridiculous tenets of the faith. The topper, however, may have been when Tom Cruise hid in Stan's coatroom – prompting numerous folks to beg him to "just come out of the closet already." (You may draw your own conclusions.) The star was so pissed he reportedly threatened to back out of publicity for Mission: Impossible III; noted church member Isaac Hayes left the show because he was offended by it. It remains not just one of South Park's more remarkable "did they really just go there?" episodes, as well as one of the most daring critiques of a belief system in television history. BT
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