The 25 Greatest 'South Park' Moments – Updated

From singing poops to Scientologists – looking back on the hit Comedy Central show's most memorable (and memorably offensive) jokes

Cartman Jerks Off Ben Affleck (Season 7, Episode 5)
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17. Cartman Jerks Off Ben Affleck (Season 7, Episode 5)

South Park has often crossed line that some would consider insensitive – but it's the fearlessness of episodes like this one, and the sense that nothing is sacred, that's allowed them to get away with it. The elementary school's cultural diversity event is interrupted by a special appearance by Jennifer Lopez; few notice that it's really just Cartman's hand dressed up like the superstar in a parody of Señor Wences. Things get awkward, naturally, when her then-boyfriend Ben Affleck shows up. This remains one of the show's most insane episodes: A major movie star makes "love all night" to a boy's hand. Really. BT
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